How long should you be married before you start having affairs?

Silly......you shouldn't have affairs!


You idiot.How long should you be married before you start having affairs?
I just have to say I think it is so damn funny that almost all of the women answering this think a guy wrote it. Who knows, you could be a woman.


Anyway, it sounds like you don't want a divorce, probably because you are being well taken care of financially which, odds are, makes you a money-grubbing gold-digger. Also, your not being taken care of in the bedroom.


So, you should start having one as soon as possible. If you do, do it with someone who has more money that your spouse, that way if your caught and they try to divorce you, you can still take half of the assets with you while your still banging some other rich person.


HA, you win if you get caught or not. How long should you be married before you start having affairs?
You're obviously either:





1. serious, which makes you a total loser or


2. posted a stupid question just looking to get a laugh





But just for the record, it depends on what kind of person you want to be.





If you want to be a person of good values, morals, character and integrity that can be admired, loved and respected then the answer is obvious, you would never cheat!





If you want to be a self absorbed jerk who thinks only of yourself not caring about your spouse or the individual you mix up in the whole mess with an affair then the answer is go get help now!!! There are profesionals out there to help people like you!





Have a great day!



This one falls on you.If your unhappy with that person dont be with them plain and simple.Just get a divorce,but remember others you will hurt in the process of being selfish will hurt others.Think this one through.I would advise not to have a affair.
If you cannot commit to one person and make that vow to be faithful, then you shouldn't be married.





You DON'T have affairs after you are married. Stay single. And if you are married now, divorce her before you have the affair.
What kind of question is this? O.k. let me see, start having them as soon as you say i do!!! Get real... If you think like that jsut don't get married and if you are already married do her a favor and divorce her.
You should first figure out your spouses routines. Are they likely to come home from work early? Where do they eat lunch, etc. You'll get a feel for it, just give it time.
well, do you mean before or after the reception? LOL


Why ask? successful affairs are the ones kept secret.
What kind of answer are you seriously expecting with a question like that ?????
You should do that before you get married, then tell her so she can get out in time.
Wait for the 7 year itch.





Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You SHOULDN'T. Don't f*cking get married if that's your mentality on it, damn.
If you wanted the single life, you never should have gotten married.. you poor wife.
You shouldn't have affairs at all once your married.






As God said to Noah: How long can you tread water?





Bill Cosby
You should not have got married! WTF
I would say at least a year.
Man you sound like such a great catch! I wish my husband thought more like you.





Asshole
When your married you shouldn't have affairs!


What's wrong with you!?
D*ck
You sounds like a WONDERFUL husband!!!





Get a life!
That is a Freaked up question dude!
thanks for the 2 points! a**hole
Did no one explain that Maid of Honor thing to you?
Never!


You will ruin your whole life!



one week.
what?!??! Are you serious?!!?!?!
Right after the best man speech!
**** *** **** *** asshole
let me see a good time to cheat is NEVER